"Once you go Asian, you don't go Caucasian"-Mike Rose our neighbor at Oktoberfest
Ginny the Volunteer Secretary: Tae, do you play any sports?
Me: Well, I like to play football and basketball. Oh and beach volleyball in the summer.
Ginny: Oh, with the girls in their bikinis?
Me: Um no. they're wearing regular clothes.
Ginny: The girls in the Olympics wear bikinis.
Me: yeah, they wear them to move faster. the clothes slow them down.
ginny: i think that's my problem in life. im wearing too many clothes that slow me down.
No one in our parish knows Ginny's age-she's covered her tracks real well and hunted down all the records and deleted them all. Our assoc pastor wants to find out her age and thus taunts her with comments like
"ginny's been around since christopher columbus did his first communion"
i got on the bandwagon with comments like
"hey ginny, did you ever go on a date with this guy?"-while pointing to a picture of Thomas Edison
she only says to fr. bob-"he's been hanging around you too much". gotta love parish life.
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