Over the past couple days, the Headless Clown has traveled over a thousand miles to a new home: from Fort Worth, Texas to Wilmington, DE. We are happy to welcome Mr. Clown into our home.
I came home from grocery shopping this evening and found the clown sitting on my desk...why does he always end up on My stuff!? I had one clue before I got to my bedroom, however, because there was a half empty box sitting in the kitchen with a random clown's hat in it. Good try Jonathan...next time, hide the evidence!
I'm sorry to inform you that the clown is going to need some reconstructive surgery to his face soon. Also, Fort Worth, what did you do to his foot that he used to be holding? He really misses it! So either it is lost in our house already, or Mr. Clown forgot it before he took off on his long journey. Please check his old home for his missing foot.
P.S. - Mike, with the arrival of the Clown, the room you were going to stay in this weekend is now taken. Please see the link below for alternative housing options. http://hotel-guides.us/delaware/de-hotels.html
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His foot is somewhere in my car. The tape came loose along his journeys and... well, it fell off. I figured he didn't really need it! He has a peg leg! And I haven't cleaned my car for... well, since before I came to Texas. Maybe I will make that my weekend project!
ouch. laskey, how does it feel to be replaced by a deformed clown?
well, as long as delaware isn't hit with any more tropical storms, a small patch of grass is all i'll require.
but don't for a minute think i won't keep this in mind when assigning sleeping areas during milwaukee's start of summer party. the deck amidst the hornet nests sounds good.
Solution: I just realized that the guest bedroom has two futons...one for Mr. Clown and one for you!
Do I still have to sleep with the hornets?!
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