Scene: 1st Reconciliation Prep meeting, run by my mentor, Kathie. In the Church.
Kathie: "Then, right before you go to Reconciliation, we'll ask you to renew your Baptismal promises all together. [Explanation.] Would someone like to come up here and read the first part out loud for everyone to hear?
Precocious 2nd grader: Raises hand.
Kathie: Come on up.
Precocious 2nd grader: Looks at the paper; the first line is "Do you reject Satan?" Begins to read, and very confidently asks, "Do you respect Santa?"
Curtain.
4 comments:
yes even with "all his empty promises".
this is almost as bad as Ron Burgundy's messup with the teleprompter in a 1970's news broadcast
i love kids.
Classic.
I have very little respect for Santa.
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