In the midst of this swine flu crisis, you may want to check out this very helpful website:

http://www.doihavepigflu.com/

Don't try this at home...

I got this in a forward today, and I just about peed my pants. Two possible headings:

"Critical Swine Flu Prevention Tip -- Don't Do THIS!"

or

"Look at what this brat started!!" (my censored version of the real one I heard today...)